"Your face seems to be asking "Who's this?", so let me introduce myself! I'm the meddling Dash Haber!"
-Dash Haber
Dash Haber is the executive courier of Countess Cleo in Carmen Sandiego. He's also considered to be that of an assistant by his employer.
In SUASBRX[]
Bio[]
A shadowy figure grinned from atop the rubble. What does he wish for? Money? Power? Life? Only his eyes give a hint of his intent, and they remain hidden under his deadly hat...
Special Powers[]
- Buzzcut: Dash Haber's hat has a retractable buzzsaw rim, which he calls the "Buzz Cut". It is shown to be capable of cutting through bone amongst other materials. He can recall the hat back to him using magnetic pulse devices built into the palms of his gloves.
Skillset[]
- Weapon Proficiency: Dash Haber was extremely proficient with the Buzzcut, being able to juggle with the hat easily, and throwing it with deadly accuracy. He appears to have absolute control over the hat as he is able to throw whilst it moves in circular directions instead of straight ahead.
Hyper Combos[]
- Hat Trap: Dash flings the Buzzcut straight forward as a projectile, traveling a set distance before it reverses and flies back to him. The hat inflicts multiple hits, and can even strike an opponent as it returns. However, if Dash is struck by the opponent, the hat will return harmlessly.
- V.I.L.E. Agent Assault: Readying himself, Dash steps charges forward in a shoulder tackle. If it connects, he orders his companions to attack: Flytrap throws a series of bolas from offscreen to restrain the opponent, before Spinkick flies in from their other side in a dive kick. Dash finishes the team attack by sliding in and uppercutting the opponent away with the Buzzcut.
- GO! GO! DASH HABER!: Dash lets out a battle cry as he readies the Buzzcut and swings it at the opponent. If it connects, him and his two companions charge the opponent all at once to knock them down. As they recover, Dash flips and launches the Buzzcut, curving along its path to strike them in the abdomen. The hat begins shredding into the opponent before a harsh noise confirms that it's reached bone as their excruciatingly pained face is shown. It finally cuts through its target and flies back to Dash as he catches and dons it.
Gameplay[]
Dash Haber's fighting style allows him to fight alongside two other V.I.L.E. agents: Flytrap and Spinkick, with the moves available to him varying based on which ally he has active.
Quotes[]
Intro[]
- "Your opponent's right here!"
- "My name is Dash Haber! Remember that if you want to live!"
- "She isn't Countess Cleo...but she looks just like her!" (Intro against Azula)
- "Oh... Oh no! This guy's gonna be trouble!" (Intro against Mr. Smith or John Wick)
- "Where's this punk get off? You ever even been in a fight?" (Intro against Doug)
- "The Countess shouldn't have to dirty her hands here. I'm perfectly capable of cleaning up a puke stain like you!" (Intro against Carmen Sandiego)
Win Pose[]
- "Dash Haber always stays cool."
- "You're... You're COUNTESS CLEO? But you've aged in reverse!" (Win Pose against Azula)
- "Ow-ow-ow... Hey, my hat! Hurry up and give it back!" (Win Pose if Dash wins by 20% health or less)
- "I'm at a loss... I have no idea what is going on right now." (Win Pose against John Wick)
- "Don't try to bluff, you snotty little black sheep!" (Win Pose against Carmen Sandiego)
Victory Screen[]
- "You can thank me once we've survived this battle..."
- "You know, I've seen a lot in my life, but that hairdo of yours takes the cake!" (Victory Screen against Johnny Bravo)
- "Yeah! Bring it on, don't hold back! Let's see you go all-out!" (Victory Screen against Mr. Smith or John Wick)
- "A shudder dire enough to chase a burning pain from your mind. What a loser!" (Victory Screen against Doug)
- "I don't think anything's ever going to surprise me again!" (Victory Screen against Carmen Sandiego)
Misc[]
- "It's me, the dastardly Dash Haber!" (Tag In)
- "Have you lost your marbles?!" (Tag Out)
- "Get ready! Go nuts with your bolas, boys! GYAAAAAAAH! Hiyaaa! How do you like that?!" (V.I.L.E. Agent Assault)
- "HOOOOOOOOO! I'll leave this one to you! You're wide open! Ha ha! The blade went right to the bone! You took that head-on!" (GO! GO! DASH HABER!)
- "Hey Driver! You're up!" (As a stage hazard on Bustling Side Street)
Theme Music[]
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cIDULNZ1XTg