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The Absolute Solver, also known as it's primary host Cyn, is the main antagonist of the 2021-2024 horror-black comedy webseries Murder Drones.

It is an eldritch entity of unknown origins that uses Worker Drones as hosts, capable of using organic matter to repair current hosts if they are damaged severely enough. After destroying Earth and many exoplanets prior to the series, it was experimented on by JCJenson scientists on Copper 9. This, however, just spread its influence, and ended up resulting in Copper 9’s core collapsing and killing all humans on the planet. The Solver seeks to not only destroy Copper 9, but also the entire universe. It is also the arch-nemesis of Uzi Doorman, N, and Nori Doorman, as well as the true mastermind behind the Disassembly Drones being sent to Copper 9.

In SUASBRX[]

The Absolute Solver in an original Worker Drone body wearing Tessa's skin as a suit appears as a boss.

Bio[]

Known for destroying all of humanity, being the mastermind of the Disassembly Drones, the Absolute Solver is ready to eat. It may look like a mindless monster, but its actually quite intelligent.

Special Powers[]

  • Telekinesis: Demonstrated with users like Doll and vessels such as Cyn, Nori, and Uzi, the Solver can be used to move things without directly touching them, as well as doing this when in control of a host.
  • Teleportation: While being used, the Absolute Solver's known hosts are shown being able to teleport.
  • Illusion Creation: Whenever using its powers, the Absolute Solver can conjure lines of code, which varies in color depending on host. It is unknown if this is controllable or not.
  • Shapeshifting: While Uzi and V were under the control of the Absolute Solver, Uzi grew a techno-organic tail and wings, while V grew distinct claws and wings.
  • Drone Control: The Absolute Solver is shown to be able to control drones, as shown with Cyn during her appearances across the series, V when she tried to attack Tessa, J, Uzi, and N in the past, and the drones of Elliott Manor to begin the extinction of the human race on Earth.
  • Black Hole Creation: While possessing Uzi and Cyn, the Solver created miniature black holes capable of expanding and stretching.
  • Invisibility: Nori and Cyn have, under the control of the Solver, been able to make their biomechanical claws invisible, though these are able to be seen with UV lights, as seen in the beginning of Mass Destruction.
  • Regeneration: Its hosts have been shown the ability to regenerate (with notable speed when a host is being used as a direct vessel).
  • Handiness: The Absolute Solver appears to have demonstrated an aptitude for masterful maneuvering with its various kinds of limbs (tentacles, claws, hands) while operating its hosts.
  • CallBack Ping: Absolute Solver can use a Callback Ping to attempt to possess its nearest host.

Boss Intro[]

Is seen from behind as it claws at the corpse of a Worker Drone and bites once afterward, says "Oh, yes. get snuck-up on.", as it turns its head before it's eyes glow and sticks out it's tongue.

Quotes[]

Like Adam and Homelander, the Absolute Solver also has a set of quotes it uses for when it attacks players (shown below). It also has voicelines for when it takes damage.

When using its attacks[]

  • "Neck bite" (Sneak-Up Attack)
  • "Stab" (Non-Stop Stabbing)
  • "SHRIEK" (Blasting Roar)
  • "Dropped this, silly" (Item Crush)
  • "DO IT ALREADY" (Patience)
  • "You stupid-" (Tear Apart)
  • "I'm starving...." (Unsolvable Feast)

When taking damage[]

  • "O-O-Ow. What in the science-"
  • "Angry"
  • "Go- fu- d-mit-"
  • "Squirmy worm"
  • "Pained cry!"
  • "Ow. Ow. Ow-ow-ow-ow-ow"
  • "Come on...
  • "Son of a... (when stunned)

Moveset[]

Move Description
Sneak-Up Attack (奇襲攻撃) The Absolute Solver will teleport and turn invisible to sneak attack the player.
Patience (忍耐) If the player is charging a projectile or a charge attack, the Solver will wait.
Blasting Roar (爆音の咆哮) The Solver shrieks and flaps its wings violently, which causes the wind to appear that pushes the player back slightly. Damage can be taken by making contact with its head as this starts.
Non-Stop Stabbing (ノンストップ刺し) Absolute Solver will stab the player 30 times if caught in its hands.
Item Crush (アイテムクラッシュ) When a random item spawns or if a projectile gets launched towards it, Absolute Solver will grab it and crush it with its right hand.
Tear Apart (引き裂く) The Solver sends a series of tendrils through a series of black holes, dealing damage as the tendrils pass by at multiple angles.
Unsolvable Feast (解決不可能な祭り) If caught, the Solver will bite and nibble the player to heal itself.

When defeated, the Absolute Solver will have two shocked emojis in its eyes. Later, it explodes and its body will start melting as oil, bones, and wires start coming out of it.

Theme Music[]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-8S3XqrCpiA

Gallery[]

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